It's A Good Day?????


Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead:

We awoke to reports that one of the most wanted leaders of al-Quaida was killed by 500 pounds of explosives in pre-dawn time in Baghdad. That would be Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Apparently he was one of about 12 that was in their "safe house".....uh they may want to rename that now.........

Vogue!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, proud parents of little Shiloh Nouvel have apparently sold the first pics of new baby girl Jolie-Pitt to People Magazine (issue on stand's tomorrow) with the proceeds going to a yet unnamed charity. They have been camped out in Africa awaiting the birth of the little bundle of joy but upset that the papparazzi have been trying to snap pics of the dynamic duo and children without their permission. ??????......uh maybe they should have re-thought their decision to post everywhere that they were camping out in another country with body guards and secret dwellings....

Guilty As Charged!

Barry March was found guilty of extortion on the plot to have his in-laws, Lawrence and Caroline Levin killed. uh....duh!

Goodbye Rocky Top - Hello Baltimore!

Titans Quarterback Steve McNair has been officially traded to the Baltimore Ravens. This comes on the heels of much turbulance in recent days for the oft injured Titans Past Golden Boy. We knew something was up when he was recently denied rights to practice with the Titans at their training camp. McNair first has to pass a physical before the ink can dry. uh.......good thing we aren't in the middle of playing time.

Rollback Prices!

It was reported that crude oil is officialy down $1 today! uh.......was that in honor of al-Zarqawi?

Did You Know???

I was behind an elderly gentlman this morning on my way to work in an old pick-up. He looked to be in his 70's and had his German Shepard for company. His license plate caught my attention. It read: ELVISLVS. uh......I guess he's with Jimmy Hoffa and Osama Bin Laden eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches.......

Thankyah, thankyah veryah much!