Tales Left Untold On Purpose

*Note to self - ban anyone you know circa 1992 from viewing blog*

1. An old quilt, a toothbrush and Fleetwood Mac

2. A ladybug for Christmas

3. Boys named Danny

4. Teenage Bootleg Across County Lines

5. "It tastes just like kool-aid"

6. Tickle Me Pink

7. Never leave treadmarks at Sonic

8. Indoor graffitti

9. "He did WHAT with the keys?"

10. "We're not sinning, we're just living together"

11. The Cookie Man really doesn't make cookies

12. A Sleep-over at the Church of Christ

13. "Quick! Jump out the window!"

14. Red is a dangerous color

15. Colgate Shaving Cream - the magic foam

16. What To Do If Your Date Is a Married Rapist

17. "Are these panties your's or mine?"

18. Casing the Crack House At Lunch

19. Elvis and Panama City

20. A Crystal Bear at the Ramada Inn